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My gift to anti-Obama conspiracy freaks

Posted by James McPherson on August 7, 2012

I confess. I’ve finally removed my blinders and have been won over by the conspiracy theorists. Admittedly, in the past I’ve made fun of birthers, truthers, gun nuts, Islamophobes, homophobes, Rush Limbaugh, the Texas Board of EducationPUMAs, lying Catholics, David Horowitz, flag fetishists, Pat Robertson, “Christmas warriors,” Michelle Malkin, “border warriors,” and other batcrap-crazy conspiracy nuts. But suddenly, with the mass killings at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin, the depth of the Obama world-domination plan has all become clear to me. Clearer to me, apparently, than to anyone else. But after I explain it, I’m sure it will be plain to everyone. I’ll use lots of exclamation points and capital letters to help you understand. If only I had Glenn Beck’s chalkboard.

We now know that the racist lunatic who killed six people in Wisconsin was part of a vast Democratic/Socialist/Communist/Muslim conspiracy! The killer was born on Veterans Day 1971, meaning he was destined to become an American patriot. By then, 10-year-old Barack Obama was well on his way to becoming president of the United States. (You may laugh, but remember, someone had the foresight to plant birth announcements in Hawaii newspapers a decade earlier.)

Not surprisingly, the Wisconsin killer eventually joined the military.  He did so in 1992–the SAME YEAR that Barack Obama took his wife to Kenya, probably to wipe out any record of his birth there, and when he was starting a period as a “lecturer” teaching the methods of Saul Alinsky at the University of Chicago Law School! Furthermore, in that exact SAME YEAR of 1992–and I’m quoting word for word from Wikipedia here–“Obama directed Illinois’s Project Vote, a voter registration campaign with ten staffers and seven hundred volunteer registrars; it achieved its goal of registering 150,000 of 400,000 unregistered African Americans in the state, leading Crain’s Chicago Business to name Obama to its 1993 list of ’40 under Forty’ powers to be.” Even more unbelievably, the husband of Obama’s future Secretary of State would win the presidency in that SAME YEAR, paving the way for America’s SECOND (the number is important, as I’m about to show) black president!

The Wisconsin nutjob apparently washed out of the military in 1998, the year Obama won his SECOND Illinois state Senate term, and the SAME YEAR in which eldest Obama daughter Malia was born on the FOURTH OF JULY! Gaining confidence in his power, he later gave his SECOND daughter, Natasha, a COMMUNIST name!

By the way, “they” want you to think the killer washed out of the military. Keep in mind that he had been working in psychological operations, making him the perfect patsy to turn into a Manchurian candidate time bomb waiting to go off. So who can really be surprised that he went off a mere 14 years later, as Obama was campaigning for his second presidential election?

No, it’s obvious. The attack couldn’t be on white people, because that had just happened. And it couldn’t be against Muslims, because that might generate sympathy for Islamists–and besides, Obama wouldn’t order an attack on his own religion, right? So Sikhs, who kinda look Muslim to lots of white folk anyway, were the ideal targets of this sinister plan.

And who better to take the blame, while supporting the Obama agenda, than a veteran “constitutionalist”? That’s the question prompted by Jone’s InfoWars (“because there is a war on for your mind and Jones has lost his”).

“The US government is not only coming after the 2nd Amendment, but now framing US Army veterans in a false flag operation where extremists are the new threat,” writes someone going by the name “Susanne Posel.” That name that just happens to be an anagram for “So Sensual Pen” or “Sees No US Plan” or “No US Paleness” or “Open Anus Less” or “Lone US Ass Pen.” Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

12 Responses to “My gift to anti-Obama conspiracy freaks”

  1. melfamy said

    Re: your gift
    I hope that by ‘gifting’ this theory, you have gotten it out of your own head. It is too bat-crap crazy disturbing for me to want to speculate upon this early

  2. If you want to keep supporting Evil, folks, vote for Lesser. It’s unclear who that is, but I am certain Obama is evil. I am equally certain he has turned the Constitution into ash while continuing to sell off the natural world, ratchet up climate chaos, and contribute to human-population overshoot on an overcrowded, overheated planet. Obama is not a friend of most citizens of the United States, banksters notwithstanding.

    My gift to Obamabots, courtesy of Glenn Greenwald’s essay in Salon: “President Barack Obama had personally authorized the killing. ‘I want Awlaki,’ he is said to have told his advisers at one point. ‘Don’t let up on him.’ … With those words attributed to Obama, Klaidman has reported what would appear to be the first instance in American history of a sitting President speaking of his intent to kill a particular U.S. citizen without that citizen having been charged formally with a crime or convicted at trial.”

  3. Reuel said

    Yes Glen Beck’s chalkboard would be helpful. You know someone will see this and repeat it, then because it was seen on the internet with 2 sources that means it true. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a big follower of Glen Beck, I watched a couple of his shows on Fox and refuse to be depressed, when I have to pay extra for it. Nice break from reading technical documentation in relations to the high and low temperature ends of the thermal dynamic cycle. Basically Power plant electrical generation per say.

  4. James McPherson said

    It would be funny–in a sad way–if this were to start making conservative blogs. I’ve obviously been reading too much from Alex Jones and the RNL. And as Guy points out, with so much reality to worry about, one hardly need come up with fantasy to explain it. And Greg, I think I also have any desire to use exclamation points out of my system. 🙂 Thanks, guys.

  5. More about Obama from left-leaning writer Stephen Lendman: “Obama targets humanity at home and abroad. Illinoisans paying attention knew long ago.”

  6. Reuel said

    Thanks Guy, very interesting links. I was not surprised that President Obama didn’t get a lot of whining from the Bush haters about the Kill instead of collect methods he decided to make “The Obama Doctrine”. Libya also bothered me, but I guess I was in the minority on that unilateral Obama mission approved by him, NATO and the UN. Of course he did have that 90 day leeway to notify congress, but he did want to ask Congress. Because he may of got a NO. I guess if you hit them just right, its not torture, right? I have lived about a hour and half out of Chicago most my whole life and there is a no dirtier politics than that in this whole country. Chicago was famous for waiting to turn in there results until they knew how many votes they needed to win, Nixon knew this well.

  7. Reuel said

    This post belongs on another piece you wrote earlier, something to do with investments. So when I said “Its the debt stupid”.in that thread this is most of what I am talking about. Also again the word stupid in s not intended for any readers here. If you get a chance read this article.


    I don’t think there are enough rich people to help us.

  8. I’m glad I popped in. This was very funny. I saw that you commented to me, but I don’t know how to make the comments show… Hey, have you ever read the Lincoln/ Kennedy coincidences? Wonder if I can find that….(plays Muzak) Here we go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln%E2%80%93Kennedy_coincidences_urban_legend
    Your post reminded me of that…

  9. Reuel, good point about the U.S. debt. When the official debt was $10.5 trillion, it exceeded all the fiat currency in the world PLUS all the gold ever mined in the history of the world. Contrary to the lies we are told by politicians and the media, there are no solutions. Hyperinflation and/or default lie in our future. Sooner is better, of course, since we’re talking about an industrial economy that drives 200 species to extinction daily, destroys people from non-industrial cultures, ratchets up climate change to the point of near-term human extinction, and many other undesirable outcomes (as explained briefly here). Yet everybody I know is cheering for the industrial economy and its recovery. Apparently I know a lot of insane people.

  10. James McPherson said

    Kells, to clear comments go to your dashboard on WordPress and somewhere (probably on the left side) will be a line listing comments that are “pending.” If you open that, you’ll see any that have been submitted, and you can then approve or trash them.

    Reuel, there may not be enough of any people to help us

    Guy, here’s a reminder of what might be the only way to deal with mass insanity: http://austinstar.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-become-crazy-or-sane-whichever-you-choose 🙂

  11. Um, SBJ, I did that. Maybe I did something wrong. I’m not very keen on the computer (the story of my life…..) I’ll try again. I’m currently playing Scrabble on the FB. I should like to play you (if you’re as fond of words as I. I’m still havin a helluva time trying to figure my way around over there, er, thar (I’m from the south.)

  12. Reuel said

    James and Guy Thanks for the links, James it seems the water in Washington is the problem, wouldn’t you say? Guy at a certain point all things go from being normal to a infestation. I read a story sometime back, can’t remember who the author was but I am sure a quick search could resolve that. He wrote of the magic number of 8 billion Humans and that would be the point at which resources available would no longer support that needed. The earth is billions of years old and has been through many types of occupation. It will go on without us and heal itself as it always has. As the population increases and the now new countries that are becoming the new industrial superpowers, they are ignoring the lessons we learned here in this country. Why? Cost. Climate Change is real and is out of control of any in this country. I am a Engineer and have worked on many projects to reduce the emissions produced by our industries, problem is the cost of cleaner air made our products more costly. The current industrial superpowers don’t care, as we turning the corner and were making improvement, they reversed it two fold. My Mother use to tell me something that is so true in almost all things. “It all evens out in the end”. No we may not be here, but the earth will and start a new cycle. I drank from the Doom and Gloom well in the past, all it did was raise my blood pressure. It out of our control, enjoy the things in life you enjoy and by all means don’t drink the water in Washington DC.

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