Here is the complete 20-part series chronicling the history of George W. Bush’s Iraq War, perhaps the most astoundingly stupid presidential event in American history.
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Axis of evil
For sake of definition
Can’t beat the devil
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God’s soldiers attack
Saudi pilots slam towers
Time to hit Iraq
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They ripped out our heart
We must avenge them all
Chickenhawks are thrilled
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Three thousand were killed
Nine-eleven is the call
We win at Wal-Mart
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Yes, we must attack
We can’t find bin Laden’s cave
So we’ll bomb Iraq
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Bray it long and loud
Bush’s war will protect us
From a mushroom cloud
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Why attack Saddam?
Weapons of mass destruction
None there? We’ll be damned
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Please world wish us well
And God bless America
Killing infidels
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Flags throughout the land
Jingoistic fervor reigns
Don a black armband
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Let’s not be out-Foxed
Lapel flags in great demand
How about those Sox?
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Don’t count on the press
To learn what’s fact or fiction
The real truth? Just guess
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Soldiers bravely toil
Thousands come home draped with flags
From their war for oil
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God save George the King
Chinese car magnets for troops
Who don’t mean a thing
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War is hell, he said
As if he had ever been
Your kids go instead
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Shake bittersweet Rice
From a sheltered brittle Bush
Harvest has its price
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Watch for terrorists
Those who’d offer civil rights
Must be communists
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They’ve not hit again
Three-fourths as good as Clinton
Check back in oh-ten
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Now the country’s broke
Try to change the rationale
Use mirrors and smoke
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Go to war we can
If we must we must, they say
What about Iran?
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Politicians’ game
Spin the bottle or the truth
Ending up the same
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